05 August 2010

Lessons from the first 8 months of car ownership

1. People in Pennsylvania can't drive more than 60 mph. (They also like to use their brakes on the highway. Who DOES that?!)
2. People in Maryland don't know how to get the hell out of the left lane when they don't belong there.
3. Pennsylvania smells like cows.
4. Ohio smells like skunks.
5. Avoid for as long as possible letting your friends without vehicles remember that you have a car.
6. Windows down.
7. The drive may be easier during the day, but the music is better at night.
8. Factory speakers only go so far.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice list!
One of these days, you need to drive on the German Autobahn with your new speakers. I have a feeling, you'd feel right at home.

~B.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, could I make that last sentence any more redundant?!

~B.

Anonymous said...

2. A-effin'-men.

Aurora Borealis_23 said...

5 lol